I'm not old. I'm ancient.
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"How old are you?"
"Twice the age of the universe." it answered dismally.
"I'm not much younger than you, then." he offered, not in the slightest comforted by the thought that someone had it worse off than him.
"It's just awful. Nobody understands. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, do you know what they wanted me to do?"
"What?" he asked, disinterestedly.
"Park cars." it said with all the dour emotions of an eternity thrown into those two words.
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