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I'm SUPER old school.
1. I drive a horse-drawn carriage, not a car.
2. I wear a tophat and coattails.
3. I carry a pocket watch that I wind up daily.
4. I have one of those looking glass things on a handle, that you hold up to one eye when you can't see very well.
5. My name is Jedediah.
6. I frequently wander around at night with a lantern.
7. I use an abacus, not a calculator.
8. I only drink milk that taken fresh from cows by farmhands.
9. I named my children by opening a Holy Bible and randomly pointing at words.
10. I believe the earth is flat, and that it is the center of the universe.
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That dragon ain't the love sweet love.
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