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Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?-Because we can't afford them.
If you could be one starwars character who would it be?-Luke Jedi era.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?-I'm not going to discuss this.
What is you're best friends name?-Booze, I mean....Garrett.
...and what annoys you most about them?-He has a kid now and everything is insane.
What do you wear in bed?-T-shirt and shorts I guess.
If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?-Ha ha....no, I rock.
You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?-Georgie boy....maybe he'll give me some money.
Have you ever had your heart broken?-Yeah, but I was in 8th grade so it doesn't really count.
What one thing would you change about your body/personality?-I guess I'd maybe change being a cynical bastard.....it's probably for the best though.
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