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Originally Posted by davenotdead
hey suchfriends, i left you alone because it was just too damn easy. roasting you would be easier than getting synth to post a pic of his self contorting his mouth and scrunching his nose
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I am a guy way into easy people (hit me up sluts!), so here's my crack at it...
SuchFriendsAreDangerous: "I am the tireless white knight defender for all black peoples. They're just the greatest! I talk down on white Amerikkka, maintain dreads, and rally against racism because then it'll be like maybe I actually was a black dude. My white guilt has truly disfigured me. I'm like the bizarro Michael Jackson! I-Man something something something I-Man, down with whitey.
brb
Fuck guys, I cut off all of my dreads and kind of look like present-day Billy Bob Thornton now. I guess it's not too late to get into Skrewdriver."