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i totally shit my pants tonight. it was awesome. straight from TGI Fridays with my girlfriend, i rushed to my house. right as i got to the bathroom door, it just all came out. diarrhea all over my best jeans. i have to go take a shit again..
so shit was all over my legs, there was just a huge pouch of shit in my underwear. i jumped in the shower, cleaned everything off went to my room ... and my gf saw porn links in the firefox windows bar, so to top it all off, my gf's not taking to me now, and i shit my pants for the first time ever and i was gonna get a goddamned electroplankton tonight, but had to rush outta best buy cause i had to shit so bad.
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