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Ghosts only haunt mysterious cool places like old houses and sanitoriums, since crazy folks are more inclined to hang out and turn lights off when they die than other folks. We should we just start killing them so they dont haunt us when they die.
Except for my friend who was working at McDonalds when a ghost pulled his arm into the deep fryer. He's just got a fat stumpy hashbrown for an arm, now.
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