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Apart from when I'm shaving, I only tend to look at my reflection when I'm in the toilets of the Fab cafe, in Leeds, as it has that trippy, blue-lighting which some supermarket toilets have, that makes me look twice-as-handsome as I am. Seriously I look great in that mirror, maybe its that the angle of the lighting somehow emphasises my better qualities and downplays my big nose, but I should just stay in those toilets all evening and try to lure women in from the door. Unfortunately the mirror in our local pub makes me look like a heroin-addict.
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