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Old 02.09.2009, 05:20 PM   #93
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another time i got very blazed and got hungry with this girl i took this pint of ice cream, removed it from the bucket, flipped it over, dug a pit in the center, put frozen berries around, then mix 2 liquors which i heated up and then lit up and poured over pit which melted a bit-- the fire spilled on the plate and the berries melted & created an awesome sauce with the ice cream. then we ate it. i did all this in the dark, with fire from the stove and then the burning alcohol. this was totally improvised by a mind fueled by weed and it was fucking delicious. pure alchemy.

another hunger story:

i'm blazed and starved. i have nothing to eat except this big cut of meat--about a kilo (2lbs). i put it a the hot pot without any oil or anything. it sticks to the pot (it's stainless steel) but i keep pulling it unstuck. it writhes like a live monster-- a giant worm, an amoeba-- it's definitely alive, and it's feeling the scorch. i keep doing this for some 10 minutes until i manage to char all the sides nicely and the meat no longer sticks because it's released a bit of grease. i've killed it completely! and it quiets down. then i let it cook in its own steam with the cover on. when the thing is ready, i eat the whole thing with my hands.
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