I would make them grow their hair out and dress like Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Then I'd get them hooked on heroin. Then I'd generate all kinds of press buzz about them, how they're like the new Rolling Stones and all, only better. Then I'd make them go on a long tour, record a bunch of albums, and stage a free concert in San Francisco policed by the Hell's Angels.
That's what I'd do.
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Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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