[floatingslowly]

dear minions and underlings, I, yr Kueeng, have just been served the SMALLEST SAMMICH KNOWN TO MAN.

you are hereby commanded to go forth (en masse) to yr local Quiznos and make the following demands:

1. no more extra-small sammiches. this is a disgusting disgrace.
2. no more hindi-indian lunch soundtracks. henceforth, The Diamond Sea and Blink will be played (back-to-back), on repeat.
3. no more fucking extra-small sammiches ffs.
4. ????
5. profit.