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My grandmother treating my great-grandmother like shit.
When I invite my friend Mike over to my place and he just goes on the internet and plays my guitars and transfers his weird smell onto my furniture which I then have to febreze when he's gone whilst wondering why I'm friends with him.
When people put ho's before bro's. Especially if they're the only person you know at their birthday party and they leave you to spend the entire night flipping through their parents record collection as they fuck a bunch of stupid bitches upstairs.
People trying to 'get down with it'. I was at a baptism service in a protestant church the other day and it was ridiculous. They were passing out tambourines to little kids and the reverend was playing these cheesy songs on a casio as a bunch of people sang along out of tune. Give me a Catholic service any day- they don't bother trying to make concessions, they just get on with it and get down to some fucking SRS BUSINESS.
Realising I've spent hundreds of pounds on fast food this summer.
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