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restrict obesity and rename the island
legalize and promote botellóns
legalize public sex
promote sex with co-workers
all tourists and visitors depend on public approval
free access to lsd on public libraries
create paraphilias centres
legalize siestas
ban whining
ban public displays of ecstasy
promote ridicularization
ban electronic keyboards
ban cars with automatic transmission
limit spectator sports audiences
ban cheerleading and fanboys
ban stamp signatures
punish the excessive use of foreignisms
deport twats
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