ew ew ew ew.
my nieces can sit on my lap and my boyfriend can sit as close to me as he feels like and everyone else can fuck off, i don't even like the cats sitting or laying on me. i woke up this morning at 5:00 with the heaviest of my cats (25lbs easily) standing up on my chest, causing me quite a bit of pain, and meowing in my face. i threw him right out
