Miss Cantanky pointed out to me that a lot of English men have no ass/very thing asses. True to an extent, but I've had plenty of "score!" perv action by glancing at some fine species of male booty in Soho this summer.
An old friend of mine has a great behind, and I if I wasn't gay, I'd be tempted to give her bum a nice big slap
(I'd also end up with a smack in the chops for my pains, of course).