The Masturbation Diet (or Onanibics)
Dr. Hideo Yamanaka “offers a weight reduction that he’s convinced guarantees results. Follow his ‘
masturbation diet‘ regimen, and you’ll soon be able to squeeze back into those hip-hugging jeans and impressing the gals with your svelte figure. ‘Ejaculation raises the basic metabolism of muscles and consumes calories,’ the doctor says. ‘With fewer calories, subcutaneous fat is consumed, and making it easier to trim down.’ ‘But,’ the doctor goes on, ‘there’s no point in ordinary activity. An ordinary young person would have to do it 100 more times a month for it to have any effect.’ Gosh, says
Weekly Playboy. That’s three times a day he’s talking about. ‘Actully more like four or five, if you’re really serious,’ remarks Yamauchi. ‘For each 2 kilos of body weight, you’d need to squeeze out 2 liters of semen.’” —
Mainichi Daily News (Japan)