Some more.
- My last girlfriend was crazy, she had borderline, was addicted to anti-depressants, and had terrible mood swings. I couldn't deal with all of her emotions.
- I think the pill is terrible. What is the point of birth control when it doesn't prevent STD's and gives you mood swings?
- My mother. . .
- Any mention of personal political/religious/philosophical views
- I had a lump on one of my testicles, so I went to the doctor to find out if I had cancer. It was just a staff infection. I think my cat gave it to me. (I was clawed in the nuts once when sitting down in my boxers)
- My penis. . .
- Blowjobs. . .
- I'm waiting for the perfect girl to have intercourse with
- How can you possibly hate children?
- I think the main objective in dating is marriage, if you stay with a girl you know you wouldn't to marry, you're pretty much just using her for sex.
- Dialogue: Me: Hey, do you want to hang out on friday? Her: I can't, I have work. Me: OK, maybe some other time
I also do the seed of interest thing from the 40 year old virgin, but lose interest by the time she "blooms."