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"Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?"
"No."
"Me neither, but it breaks the ice".
This will either work so well you will be in debt to me till you're 60, or it fails heroically and badly. There is no inbetween with this line.
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Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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