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I'M FUCKING SASSY (A Haiku)
I sing along to
Guitar lines, all of the same
Notes are played. Sassy!
CONFUSION IS SEX (Haiku version)
Confusion is sex
It is also next, I heard
Then, the truth.. how neat!
I HATE KIM (Haiku version)
Stop singing on songs
Put down your fucking bass, bitch
I want a divorce
*Note: He actually wrote that, recorded it, and had Kim add bass and skronk effects to it before she ever actually listened to the lyrics. I guess she was so used to the abstract beat poetry of Thurston going "EXTREME SONIC KOOL KULTURE SUBWAY KARS KRASH STARS SIDEWALK IT KRACKED UNDERNEATH POLICE RIOT KOOL SONIC SONIC" that she couldn't understand that he was being completely serious -- until she found her leopard print thong out on their porch when she got home .Oh shit..
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