Cannot STAND the 4th of July.
Flag waving, drunken morons making noise and exploding things all night long and usually several days before and after.
It's total amateur night, but unlike the other amateur nights (New Year's Eve, St Patrick's Day, etc), this one comes with explosives.
I like blowing stuff up and everything, but the 4th of July is like a fucking redneck tailgaiting scene that goes on and on and on.
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