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Originally Posted by soapbars
say that to his face,
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IN THE MEAL LINE OF A NORTH KOREAN POLITICAL PRISON
Inmate: Yeah, I got sent to this shit hole because my step-brother's wife was suspected of harboring a counterrevolutionary. Fuck, man, I don't even know her name! What are you in for?
Me: Me? Uh, I may have said something... a little careless.
Inmate: Counterrevolutionary propaganda? Don't they shoot you on sight for something like that?
Me: Er... well... I dissed Kim Jong-il's sunglasses.
Inmate: Damn, son.