everyone's got their sensitivities.
One time, I was at home (when I was in H.S. and living at mom and dads) and it was around 11:00PM and my friend Heath called me up and he told me that he had just heard about a band doing an in-store in the morning and that we should go. I said "what band?" and he said "Wilson Phillips"
I was all "what???? are you crazy man? those chicks suck shit."
and he said "but they're hot man! We could meet them!" and I said "what about the really fat one?" and he replied "I'll make her feel good."
true story.
all the ladies wanna feel good. gentlemen, use your penises to make them feel good. come on.
yes, I k now it is early
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