I started the day with ritualized incantations to Papa Legba. shortly after that, I began to recieve communications from The Future.
surely my boon was due to Legba's favor!
(Oh, to be yr horse!)
The Future told me that it was cold there, and that our time was limited to 20 minutes.
mathmatical error, cigarettes and tactile manipulations of the Interspacial Date Line allowed me to stretch this time to 25 minutes (subsequently bankrupting transglobal communication allowances).
Orunmila, Ellegua, Legba; Opener of The Way, Master of Crossroads, Primordial Light and Sun! Praises Be to You for the gifts that you bring this Lowly Minion.
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