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Originally Posted by sonicl
Actually, young man, love is very much alive and well in Surrey, especially the free variety  . |
Nah. See thats the point. "Young Man". There are no young people in Surrey, just old people and as we all know old people are evil and incapable of love. It would get in the way of knitting, golf and other important old people stuff
Theres lots of love in Wales. Its true come see the amount of teenage girls with babies. As for free love, in Mountain Ash if you wait at a bus stop for 5mins you will definitely get a blowjob. Granted its usually from the Lollypop lady but still if you play your cards right she'll usually let you see just how green her valley is.
See the light my friend and travel to Wales the land of milk and heroin!