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you know let me get a little serious here if you're desperate to be touched and need something without too much risk sometimes a simple massage (in a legitimate massage parlor mind you) will satisfy the flesh. some places will *cough* "finish you off* ofr an additional charge, but i dont know what works in your hometown.

this is a hilarous topic by the way and there are so many crackhead answers it's even funnier.

and sorry i don't mean to laugh at cuetzpalin's troubles, but it's usually we men who suffer from congested gonads, ha ha.

really, it's not hard for a woman to get sex. all she has to do is say "yes".