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Dear Pookie,
I have no control over my hands. Sometimes I find myself in lessons thinking about effects pedals, then I look at the screen of my computer and find that my hands have logged onto my account on a messageboard and have posted something totally pointless in my name. I have a doctorate in economics, and I find it very distressing that my hands are misrepresenting me in this way.
I have considered cutting my hands off so that they cannot do this any more, but they are operating as a team and neither of them will do the deed.
Please help me. What should I do?
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