Let's make fun of Boston
1. "They showed no class, and maybe that comes from the head coach." - LaDanian Tomlinson
2. To be honest with you, Matt, I don't care for those apples. And frankly, I'm rather troubled that Bostonian jurisprudence has Departed.
3.
Pay no attention to the street names while in Boston. There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, and no water alongside Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical order, e.g., Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc.
4. common words translated:
Bizzah - odd
Flahwiz - roses, etc.
Hahpahst - minutes after the hour
Hahwahya? - how are you?
Khakis - what we staht the cah with
Popcahn - popular snack
Retahded - silly
Shewah - of course
Wikkid - extremely enthralling
Yiz - you, plural
5. other dumb laws in Boston:
It is illegal to play the fiddle/violin in public areas.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
Women may not wear heels over three inches in length while on The Common.
Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.
Duels to the death are still technically permitted by law on The Common
on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.
haha