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I find these lyrics to be especially hilarious, but I am way too into the books for my own good, and therefore I laugh at things like Harry Potter jokes.

"My Dad Is Rich" by Draco and the Malfoys

My dad's always there
To open all my doors
You have to call a patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours
My mom says she loves me
When she tucks me into bed
How's your mommy doing in the Mirror of Erised?

My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich
and your dad is dead

Your dad's on his journey
To the great beyond
When you're dueling you might see him come out of someone else's wand
You may have freed our house-elf
And brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted by a big green glowing flame

My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and
your dad is dead

My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich
and your dad is dead