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bender: namhh...kill all humans...must kill, all humans
fry: bender, wake up!!
bender: i was having the most wonderful dream, and i think you were in it
(later)
bender: hey, sexy mama; wanna go out and kill all humans
calculon: i have been all the great robot actors in history: acting unit n° 001, acting unit n°508, david duchovny...
bender: you are the kind of guy who go to jerusalem and doesn't visit the sexeteria
(later)
bender: and next year in jerusalem
prof franswarth: great zombie jesus!
bender: oh yeah? well i'm going to build my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers!! in fact, forget about the park!
bender: do i preach to you when you are lying face down in a gutter? noo...
fry: what if slurm is made out of people!!!
leela: nah, there's already one like that: soilent cola
fry: and how is it?
leela: it varies from person to person
when bender is singing "gloria" by them except he changes it to: b-e-n-d-e-r/bee-eender!
bender: so long coffin-stuffers!!! (falls out of mini car) would any of you coffin-stuffers mind taking me to the head museum?
bart simpson doll: eat my shorts!
bender: ok!!...mmmm, shorts
tv: here is taranga leela
fry: taranga?
amy: yes, philip
bender: philip?
fry: one gajillion dollars!!
crowd: oohhh!!
auctioneer: sir, that's not a real amount of money
fry: oh, then one million dollars
fry. nobody drove in the 20th century, there was too much traffic
leela: do you know what this tablet means?
fry: yeah, i asked a policeman once, it means "up yours"
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