Okay, here goes.
The boring one: I have a collection of Guinness World Record books, currently numbering 28 (first, 1975, 1983, 1987, 1990, 1991, and all since 1998). A few of them are falling apart, but it's still impressive.
The NSFW one: I have masturbated on a cross-continental flight (in the plane bathroom, I'm not that perverted).
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Making myself up as I go along. Check out my music-themed blog, 79:57.
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