Razor Blade Smile (1998)
Needed more gun fights, longer dream sequences, and would've benefited plenty from some actual nudity. Too many godawful day-for-night sequences....bleck -
wretched, disorienting piss/10
Zarkorr! The Invader (1996)
Cool-lookin monster, and awesome cheesy effects. I wish there were more of 'em. Decently amusing overall - it made me chuckle a bunch of times. You pretty much know what you're getting when you watch this one.
Or at least you think you do, until you see this...
Reminds me of Dollman vs. Demonic Toys.
Aaaahh... that's better.