[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre.
Baked by Beelzebub.
Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man.
Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow.
Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.

It is the Broodwich.

 

"I tasted mustard"

"Yes. Dijon mustard."