[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

we don't say such things, he would only make a mess and rattle around his cage. you'd wake up in the morning and there'd be posts everywhere.

we try to treat him with a little more grace, i dunno, maybe we don't try but we're just like that naturally. it would only get him riled up to say such things, and why be so snippy to the beast?

somedays he takes little small steps in a serious direction and somedays he just barks and has a big dumb smile on his face, it's kind of a sneer at the same time. but you know he means no harm. if you left him alone for hours without locking his cage he'd shit all over the place and tear everything to shreds and you'd walk in on him on his hind legs fucking a wall socket. there'd be posts over everything, posts in every thread and they'd just regress into paw bashing of the keyboard and tentacle rape jpegs and exclamation marks. he'd only calm down if you let him piss on everything aswell and remind you that he "hopes this helps" over and over again. he'd pretend he wasn't repeating himself each time but you'd just have to play along.

honestly, saying he's not funny will only encourage him.

That was the funniest post of the day