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Originally Posted by Vodka Goblin, which is me, acshuly, I sed this like a bit ago HEY GO BAK 'N' CHEK IF Y'WANT y'kno
the goblin mite hav to lie low for a day or too not be seen too much ha ha it was worth it tho.
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FUKKIN BASTAD GNOME POLICE right, baysicly they figgurred owt who it wos who had stolen the scrolls 'n' cast hold on the gnomes 'n' was causin trubbles in th forest so they did like this big search, 'n' me 'n' me mates grippi 'n' floggu 'n' jaffi were hidin in a cave in the forest for a day or so but y'kno after a wile we started needin' a piss, espeshly 'cos we'd spent the whole time drinkn vodka ha ha, 'n' wen we came out of the cave the BASTAD FUKKIN GNOME POLICE were there 'n' they had this BASTAD FUKKIN elf mage who cast a big web spell 'n' trapped us, so for the past day or too we've bin in the police staion bein queshtioned, but we just kept like tellin' the gnome police to
FUK OFF
'cos thats wot we say to 'em y'kno cos yu have to right, but then right AND YOU WILL NOT FUKKIN BELEEVE THIS RIGHT, Dristilla the wizardess herd of owr plight, 'n' get this, she summoned a baby dragon 'n' the baby dragon flew to the gnome police station 'n' fukkin flew rite into the walls like totaly demollishin' it, 'n' then the dragon started to BREATHE FUKKIN FIRE AT ALL THE GNOME POLICE, 'n' basicly they all got taken to the scummy elf hospital for curin, 'cos they all singed 'n' in shok 'n' all, so then right 'n' this is the best bit THE GOBLIN GOT A RIDE HOME ON A BABY DRAGON fukkin clas it was top bloody trollbones, on the way we flew over the Forest of Light 'n' we all had a piss on the elven treehowses, ha ha mrs goblin's well chuffed to see me yeh so i gotta go 'n' see to 'er needs in a minute eh so LOVE TO DRISTILLA THE WIZARDESS Y'KOOL Y'KNO 'n' take care on the boards 'n' don't tell no-one about things ha ha yeh.