You sound like quite the date, alteredcourse!
But, I'm much, much more of a smoker than a drinker. Most people find that odd. I try to avoid liquor altogether, and really only get down on Coors/Coors Light these days. If I'm ever feeling a little randy, maybe, just maybe, but probably not, I'll add a couple spikes of vodka to my cranberry juice. Boy, do I love cranberry juice. That's about the only time alcohol is good to me - when I can't taste it. But damn, will that combo sneak up on me. I have a weak stomach as it is, no need for further guttural disturbance.
But, I'd obliterate anyone in a Faygo chugging contest, for sure.
