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Originally Posted by Glice
God, can you imagine that? Going to the CMA's as Miley's armband? "Oh, hey Reba. Yeah, I'm Miley's new fella. From England, that's right..." I'm all a-moist with the thought.
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Miley's Godmother is Dolly Parton. So if you marry Miley, not only would you be on first name terms with Dolly, she'd be your Godmother-in-law. Just think about that for a second. You'd be related to Dolly Parton. She'd ring you up for an occasional natter. You'd exchange presnts at Christmas and birthdays. She'd make you a sandwich if you popped over. You'd have evening chats on her porch, just the two of you, as the sun set. Just close your eyes and imagine that for a moment. Dolly Parton ... DOLLY FUCKIN' PARTON would make you a sandwich.