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FACT: swannie will wake up, see (and remember dimly) that he wrote this thread, declare himself a joke, rage quit, pour a large glass of blueswater (neat), fire up The Lemmings (he's stuck on the last level), realize that he doesn't have the gumption to make all those tiny electonic creatures jump off a cliff into an ocean filled with love but HE can take a dirty bath, burns his testicles in too-hot hot water, masturbates anyways (using gf's hairbrush), spunks in the water, tastes it (to better know himself), realizes that qutting SYG was a terrible idea, creates a new user name, realizes that now nobody is paying attention, breaks up with gf before she has first chance, decides The Lemmings might actually be fun, angrily pushes power-off on the computer, pours another glass of his favorite beverage and begins to master-craft the post where WE ALL learn than blue-in-G(A) is actually the user swannie.
knowing is half the battle.
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