WOLVESEYES CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS (and then record the sound of it filtered through layers of feedback).
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"OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE ACTUALLY PLAYING MY FAVORITE SONG 'TOWERING BLACK COCK STRUCTURES BROUGHT DOWN BY FORCE'. FUCKING AMAAAAZING. WAIT UNTIL I TELL THE GUYS ON THE MESSAGE BOARD ABOUT THISSSSSS. NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO BELIEVE ITTTTTTT. THIS IS THE SOUND THAT GENIUS MAKES. OH MY GOD I JUST CAME IN MY TASTEFULLY RETRO PANTSSSSS. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AND NOW THEY ARE PLAYING A SONG USING NOTHNG BUT SCREWDRIVERS AND THEIR OWN QUIVERING BUTTHOLLLLLES!!! OH MY GAWWWWWD. POST QUICK REPLY POST QUICK REPLYYYY".
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