only fools & horses
 

do you like the trotters

No.

A bunch of thieves with so few scruples that they even rip off their own friends?

No thanks.

I don't trust, or eat, animals with forkéd feet, for they remind me of devils in their ways. Scurrilous.

I watched it on a coach trip to an airport once and it was alright.

It's shit.

I don't mean to offend my hosts here but it's awful.I'd rather rape old bags in the dark than watch that rubbish.

stick a pony in me pocket, i'll get the suitcase from the van.

no i dont like it.

i dunno, i think i love to hate these guys, like the capers they get into are funny and all, but the whole... Batman and Robin/Chandelere falling from the ceiling/Del Boy falling thru the bar/blah blah blah

for a bunch of Gypsies they seem way too cool for the likes of me.

its just a little too easy or something. My dad love em, i think its more humour for the 50+ year olds.


(now Russell Brand, he one funny muthafucka)

A lot of good actors but a terrible script. The spin-off, whose name has been blanked from my memory, is even worse.

Oh come on you lot. Who doesn't scream with laughter when Del-boy says "You plonker, Rodney".

And there's the stupid one who used to have a famous daughter, and he always calls Rodney Dave.

And they're always going for a Ruby (RUBY!!! Geddit?)

yeah i have to admit, it is funny when he calls him Dave

No it isn't!!!

Well, maybe the first 50 or so times.

Oh but Russell Brand isn't funny!I'm outraged.

he does it every single time, i think thats the funny part.
Rodney kinda looks like a Dave.

Whatever happened to Emily Lloyd?

Funny enough, many years ago Chelsea had a centre-back called Dave who looked just like Rodney Trotter. I'll post a picture in a minute.

i don't understand how only fools and horses can stir up such strong feelings of dislike

theres one were del boy whores his ass to get money to bail out rodney and never tells him. i'm serious i saw it! it's real dammit!