yo fellickson
 

this chick at the Y looks like lizzy caplan's lil sister or something. very similar facial features. looks slightly shorter, slightly younger, slightly curvier. i can't figure her age, but should i try to hit it?

Yes.

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yes, i figure i'll just let her catch me staring at her ass next time. that should get her attention

The "Y" being the YMCA?

"at the Y" is an American euphemism for "the spot between a girl's legs".

ie: I had dinner at the Y.

I hope he does try. And I hope he chronicles his progress here.

Spank it raw, dawg! Spank it raw.





Don't forget to post pics, and get tons of pos-rep for it!!!

$$$$$$$

Please don't Torn Curtain, I can't sit through another boring feminist debate.

Haha.

day 1 of the quest: she wasn't there :(

If she ever returns, you should take candid pics of her curves while she works out. Then sneak into the ladies' shower room, take more pics of her ripe titty-bags, follow her home, and gank a pair of her flip-flops for me.



I'd rep you 1,000 times if I could.

who's lizzy caplan? is she the one who teaches speed reading?

there are cameras in front of the locker rooms. i've noticed. hmmm... maybe not for the back doors tho.

ok, i think the problem was i went too early yesterday... because i had to go to a party at 8... so i'm leavin in 5 minutes. i think this is about the time she is usually there.

It's okay, just rep me 500 times and I'll be happy.

ok she wasn't there again... or maybe she was. cuz i ended up playing basketball most of the time i was there. maybe i will just update this thread next time i see her

Good luck!

Deux is a total downer. You're gonna be totally jeal' when Dave successfully slips roofies in her water bottle, and has himself a new wife!

Ain't that right, Dave?

thas right.

High five, bro!