Michael Jackson's Zombie to Release Debut Album.
 

Yeah. We should've buried him in cement as soon as he died.

and throw him in the water - mafia style

Pigs will eat an entire body.

Zombie pigs?

No, just your regular, run-of-the-mill domestic swine. They'll eat every part of a body, bones and all...so I'm told.

It's true - Bricktop said so!

You misunderstood. I was simply asking if you wanted zombie pigs running around the streets molesting young children?

Fando and Lis!

As long as they leave me alone, I'm fine with that. As long as we're talking the oink-oink and not the two-legged variety of pigs.

Elton John had a host of his guests in tears when he performed ''Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me'' last night in tribute to Michael Jackson at his White Tie and Tiara ball.

I still maintain that he'll show up on the anniversary of Thriller wearing a zombie costume.

no real zombie

Zombies don't leave people alone. Haven't you ever played Resident Evil? The pigs will be walking on their hind legs weilding stun rods, bows, and even the occassional rocket launcher. They'll get their heads blown off and then their tumors will come out and control the headless body.

But, not to worry. I played enough Resident Evil 4 today to stop them by myself.

Yeah, but there's not way you could carry a handgun, a rifle, a drum-loaded shotgun, a magnum, 100 rounds of ammo for each, 3 types of grenades, and various healing supplies/keys/trinkets all on your person, I don't care how many pockets the little tactical vest has.