Daycare Nation vs. HaydenAsche
 

Ok, tonight we have bets on who would win in a fight: Daycare Nation or HaydenAsche. The rules are Fight Club rules. Any takers? Opinions? We all know that these two guys love to hate each other. They argue and name call each other at every opportunity. Now they have the (hypothetical) chance to just beat the living shit out of each other. Who will win?

Yeah, ok. But who would win in the fight?

I have no idea what Daycare looks like so it's hard to say. I do know that Hayden is a tall m-f-rrr.

daycare i love ya. but that queer kid hayden slaps really hard. 10 bucks on hayden!

We have a bet! That's ten bucks on Hayden by our frewuent contributor Finding Nobody! Any takers????

That's not an option.

round one
baaaaaaaaaang

Seriously though, I wouldn't bet on Hayden. He's a gay, and we all know the gays are better and holding handbags and picking daisies than they are at proper man stuff like fighting or making a sandwich with meat in.

believe me, Gay men are very good at making a sandwich with meat in.

I'd so beat you at a penetration contest though.

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I WANT MY FUCKING DRUMROLL EMOTICON NOW, BENIGN INTERNET GODS!

Sometimes you make me doubt your sexuality though...........

Wishful thinking is a funny thing...

Thinking is a funny thing.

Is this what you meant?
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Yes. Yes it was.

Chuck Norris would win.

Nice try:rolleyes:

I don't know, gay's can really kick ass sometimes. Just cuz someone is gay doesn't meant that they won't claw yr eyes out.

Or use their drummer arms at the speed of a thousand ninjas.

Haha. I have the entire cult behind me. I'd win.