The nice one or the annoting mad one?
 

There are two people after me. Ones very nice, normal and all that stuff. The other is younger by quite a lot and talks non stop and has a screaming queen as a housemate. Which should i go for?

Me.

Go for the screaming queen. I'll take "her" off your hands for ya :)

Go for the crazy one. Then send me pictures.

If there are two people after you, I would assume they're both crazy.

Normal people don't hunt people down like that.

Which one gives a better blowjob?

I want my $2.

Both. Give them a try.

fuck the dumb shit

if you want QUICK FUN go with the nutburger

if you want STABLE GOOD go with the bland vanilla

There are 5 levels to breasts: tots, tits, boobs, jugs and dugs.

If you're curious about dugs, it's "D" for "droopy", "U" for "ugly", "G" for "giant", "S" for "squeaks like a balloon" -- DUGS.