Worst half birthday ever
 

So I had a dream my sister was falling for a Bowie impersonater. I wake up to the sound of Eminem coming from downstairs, so I go back to sleep. Once everyone clears out and I get up, I start baking. But then I find there are no fucking eggs. So I had some chips and salsa, but all the chips were broken.

I haven't had any human contact today, which is good, because between the last 10 or so days, I'm ready to punch someone in the face.

maybe you should go out, get drunk, & do just that :P

Last night I was really pissed off and angry so I purposefully left the kitchen so I didn't flip out. I was supposed to make dinner. My mom said have a beer and calm down, so I went up there, opened my beer, put it down, and what do you know? My little bitch ass sister picks it up and starts sucking on it and foams up and all over. That was the last fucking beer too.

aww sorry. i've had a bad b-day or two, so i know how much it sucks. i'll send you an e-greeting

your sister sounds like a bitch from what i've heard. i'd kick her little bitch ass if i ever met her.

Hehe. It is just my half-birthday. ;) Although I think my last birthday I did pretty much nothing too.

never drink whenyou're in a bad mood unless you want to kick the shit out of someone

Somehow I don't get violent when I drink. I guess it is something I didn't inherit from my Irish or my Haida relatives. I also didn't get the alcoholism gene. Score!

but i thought you wanted to punch somebody. well, whatever fun you can get, do :p

do you still live with your parents julian?

I moved back in unfortunately. I don't really know what I hate more, living a lone, living with roommates, or living with my parents. I've done all of them. I hate all of them.

Although the alone/with roommates was in a dorm. So maybe that doesn't count as living alone. Maybe living in an apartment would be better.

Maybe you should turn some music up. Loud.

you should become a tramp

I have 4 amps in my room. my chorus has 2 outputs and my ring mod has 2 outputs. I think I am going to go up there and decimate everything with sonic destruction.

Just make sure the cops don't get you. Run.

P.S. Happy decimating... record it if you can :)

whatever you do man quit feeling sorry for yourself.

just doesn't make for any kind of good life.

ooops i opened my big mouth :eek:

sorry! :D

happy birthday or whatever, etc.

My drum machine amp crapped out, so I had to plug my drum machine into a crappy little 15 watter, so I couldn't crank my guitar amp or I wouldn't hear the drum machine.

What could go wrong next?

I'm not feeling sorry for myself !@#$%!, I'm just venting. Every fucking thing has gone wrong lately.

Cheer up! At least the SY board's still here.. ;)

Yeah. I think I am going to go hang out with some friends I haven't seen in awhile.