Today sucks
 

One of my friend said we would go to see Why? today at the Natural History Museum, and that she could drive us, then she flakes because she got in an accident, and her parents don't want her driving far. Understandable. We get my friend's dad to take us, but now he said no because the friend in question wore a shirt that said "Fun is for assholes" on it to school, which no one even noticed because she had a cardigan on the whole time. What the fuck. The dude's an idiot too, I've met him. He thinks the moon isn't real, just some sort of reflection in the sky.

Gah, I'm so pissed off. FUCKKKKKKKK

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Ha ha ha, bizarre.

So for your tough day but this just made me laugh.

the guy sounds like a real fucking moron. for fucks sakes. how can he afford a car?

I'll make it better.







For 5 dollars.

What can I get for $2.50?
He's a terrible driver. I actually feel unsafe in his car. So whatever...

A blowjob BUT I WON'T SWALLOW. You gots to pay extra for that.

Whatevs, like it would help anyway... :(

Is it inappropriate for one's mother's friend to say "Do you have a life other than school?" upon finding out that one takes 3+ AP classes?

Cause I told that bitch wassup!

That's not inappropriate to say. I mean, that's 3 too many AP classes.

What was so bad about the shirt?

shes a moron too

are you sure your friend has sufficient genes not to be in a zoo? :(

Thats what I want to know. Is asshole such an offensive term?

People put all kinds of weight onto words. It's disgusting.

I wore a Too Drunk To Fuck shirt like once a week in 9th grade and no one said anything.