cantankerous
 

what has happened to my dishonest darling?

If anybody can tempt her back, it's you T&B.

i honestly could not give a shit about what happened to her.

Ooh, Mr & Bowels. I thought your sabbatical was in the cause of not contributing to the endless flow of vapid nonsense that constitutes internet conversations?

The irony of this statement is not lost on me, in case anyone was wondering.

i'm in favour of vapid nonsense, my sabbatical was brought about because i'm incapable of using the internet in moderation so i no longer have it in my house.

she is around under a new guise. unfortunatly the name escapes me but i am sure someone will remember.

'crabby', I think the new name was..

That's it. She left a thread with a handwritten message; it's underneath all the christmas threads

are we talking about pubic lice??

She didn't go to ATP.

She's full of shit.

I still love her.

i'll break up with my girlfriend if you come back, darling

It's this post that actually made me realize she had stopped posting.

shame. i liked her. she had a twisted sense of humour!

Without her the 'Post a picture of yourself' thread is a bit dull.

A while ago she said she was moving to NYC in the future. Maybe she's in the process of moving

I guess the board must've been very boring without Cantanky and I for a while.

It was pretty alright.

she's here. i can smell her.

you were gone?

I don't know. I've been rambling.

My pills make me a bit goofy.

no thats just your life.

Hey Hayden, you old bastard. Throw those pills into the river, I miss you, man.

The river doesn't need them. I do.

I musn't get rid of them. I must build up a tolerance and take more.

That sounds like the only healthy option.

I think I'm going to start snorting them by the bottle.

Perhaps find a suppository form? It'll feel better.

Ack, no. My arse isn't meant for pills.

Just a suggestion.

i love you hayden, you gay man of my dreams.

Everyone's dreams, dear.

Granted, if I go hetero, God knows I won't, you'd be one of my first choices. Right up there with Chan Marshall and Karen O.

Cantankerous was at ATP. I spoke to her for ages.

You would.

Paedo.

i feel flattered. chan's hot.

well, if one day you decide that vaginas are pretty cool, you know where to find me.

And what is a 'paedo', Hayden?

careful norma, the homosexual is trying to trick you

Paedo and pedophile are more or less interchangable.

Well I'll take your word for that. Considering your character is more alined with pedophilia than mine.

you flew from australia to go to a music festival? lies!

How so, twatface? I'm nearly the opposite of pedophilia. I like guys OLDER than me.

Lies and slander, noless.