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porkmarras 11.12.2006 08:53 PM

Why are americans posters so boring?
 
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gmku 11.12.2006 08:55 PM

I don't know but at least we don't butcher the King's English like you... er, English.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 08:56 PM

Why are Europeans so damn good-looking but with such poor poor accents?

Piss off, redcoat.

m^a(t)h 11.12.2006 08:56 PM

obviously they are not too boring, you re making fucking topics about them....

gmku 11.12.2006 08:58 PM

Yeah, you, you LIMEY, you.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 08:59 PM

Why don't you go drink some fucking tea, porky? Huh? You fucking Brits LOVE that stuff right?

gmku 11.12.2006 09:00 PM

Yeah, and some ALE. You guys love your precious ale, don't you.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:01 PM

Would you like me to bake/make/whatever some damn crumpets too?

Queer-ass Brit.

atari 2600 11.12.2006 09:04 PM

Let's not forget their fine British cuisine.




 




 

porkmarras 11.12.2006 09:04 PM

I'm italian you ameriacn retards.

atari 2600 11.12.2006 09:05 PM

Yeah, but you live in Britain and we imagine you as being English.

I'm half-Italian and you don't see me always badmouthing America and americans.

No pudding or porridge for you with your tea, then?

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:05 PM

I'm German, cunt. You live in the UK. You calling me American is just as politically incorrect as me calling you a redcoat, redcoat.

TheDom 11.12.2006 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'm italian you ameriacn retards.


Then go eat a sausage.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'm italian you ameriacn retards.




Please, use some sense of grammar before calling me a retard again. Thanks.

Washing Machine 11.12.2006 09:08 PM

I love crumpets! and Tea! and Ale!
Why are you so mean to the British Hayden?
If we suck so much why do you still speak our language hey?
(and by speak I mean rape and pillage our fine language)

One day we're gonna bite you in the arse with our brittle teeth and dry wit!!!
BEWARE!

"God Save our gracious Queen......."

atari 2600 11.12.2006 09:09 PM

Americans, myself included, have loved the British for a long time now.

We tend to be very (too?) forgiving (I suppose as long as it makes us money). Cases in point: the Japanese, the Germans, the Italians...all those Axis motherfuckers.

Yep, the typo doesn't look too good next to the the "retards" cut-down.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washing Machine
I love crumpets! and Tea! and Ale!
Why are you so mean to the British Hayden?
If we suck so much why do you still speak our language hey?
(and by speak I mean rape and pillage our fine language)

One day we're gonna bite you in the arse with our brittle teeth and dry wit!!!
BEWARE!

"God Save our gracious Queen......."


Cunt off.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
Typos don't look too good when they are adjacent to the the "retards" cut-down.


Heard.

m^a(t)h 11.12.2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Please, use some sense of grammar before calling me a retard again. Thanks.


be easy on him, by hour 12 of being on a message board constantly, your spelling starts to slip.

gmku 11.12.2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'm italian you ameriacn retards.


I'm Irish-German, you pathetic Tommy boy.

porkmarras 11.12.2006 09:10 PM

Some sense of grammar? Is that english that we are speaking?

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m^a(t)h
be easy on him, by hour 12 of being on a message board constantly, your spelling starts to slip.


Mine hasn't yet. I haven't left my computer since March.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
Some sense of grammar? Is that english that we are speaking?


No. It's English.

Washing Machine 11.12.2006 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Cunt off.


Ahh the legendary Hayden charm!

Ha! done it again!

porkmarras 11.12.2006 09:12 PM

Grammar?Twat?

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washing Machine
Ahh the legendary Hayden charm!

Ha! done it again!


I prefer the term 'infamous'. Try again later.

atari 2600 11.12.2006 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Please, use some sense of grammar before calling me a retard again. Thanks.


My grammar was in need of correction:
Yep, the typo doesn't look too good next to the the "retards" cut-down.
It is an easy error to make though. porkmarras "pulled an atari" there. Nothing gets past Hayden "Grammar Hawk" Asche.

Washing Machine 11.12.2006 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I prefer the term 'infamous'. Try again later.


I would but i have to go and make some tea, and stuff my face full of crumpets....

Although I could get my butler to do it!

m^a(t)h 11.12.2006 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washing Machine
I would but i have to go and make some tea, and stuff my face full of crumpets....

Although I could get my butler to do it!


i love tea. everyone should.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
My grammar was in need of correction:
Yep, the typo doesn't look too good next to the the "retards" cut-down.
It is an easy error to make though. porkmarras "pulled an atari" there. Nothing gets past Hayden "Grammar Hawk" Asche.


Thanks for noticing, twat.

Everyneurotic 11.12.2006 09:23 PM

amercians, europeans...you all suck.

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
amercians, europeans...you all suck.


We know. We're debating who sucks more. Australians, of course.

porkmarras 11.12.2006 09:34 PM

Australians are the worst.

porkmarras 11.12.2006 09:35 PM

How do you spell them?

HaydenAsche 11.12.2006 09:36 PM

I believe Australians are spelled something like this: C U N T R A G.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm most certainly not.

Everyneurotic 11.12.2006 09:36 PM

ha, worst excuse for a country.

porkmarras 11.13.2006 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
My grammar was in need of correction:
Yep, the typo doesn't look too good next to the the "retards" cut-down.
It is an easy error to make though. porkmarras "pulled an atari" there. Nothing gets past Hayden "Grammar Hawk" Asche.

I would question that anyday.Hayden normally keeps his posts short because his vocabulary is limited to 'cunt' and 'twat' only.Everyone's grammar and english is good that way.
Evil face?Here it is!
:rolleyes:
One more?Here it is!
:rolleyes:
Again?Here it is!
:rolleyes:

Savage Clone 11.13.2006 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I'm German, cunt. You live in the UK. You calling me American is just as politically incorrect as me calling you a redcoat, redcoat.



Unless you were actually born in Germany and/or possess German citizenship, you are not German. You are an American of somewhat removed German extraction.
I will go ahead and identify as an American despite my Northern European heritage, since my fucking great-grandparents were even born here.

porkmarras 11.13.2006 05:39 AM

Miaow!

porkmarras 11.13.2006 05:40 AM

Fat cat!Fat cat!Fat queen!Fat queen!


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