No Alcohol for 2 months...
 

I'm on this medication that doesn't allow alcohol, and it was prescribed to me for 2 months. No more typing like a retard on friday and saturday nights :(. Aw well, the medication gives me it's own little buzz.

Other than that, Groundwater will be relaunching within the next 2 weeks. I'm looking forward to getting new content for it.

Love,
Rob

You'll be fine. I've never touched alcohol in my fucking life, and I'm doing fine.

take this as a blessing. i am.

whats the medication?

i was on medication for a week that wouldn't allow me to drink. my solution? drink anyway, because it's been shown (probably on the internet) that if you drink regularly and stop for medication's sake, it can do you a bit of detriment.

What's your excuse today?

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YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY, DON'T YOU? PRICK.

I certainly think so.

This is like my smoking diet. Smoking is a hunger suppresant, so if you smoke more, you eat less. Voila [or however you spell that word]! Smoking is the cure for all your fatness, fat people!

Well, not unless yr smoking Ganja.

Glice, that's precisely my stategy.

oh you hippies.

Well, if you want to smoke Ganja then you probably believe in peace and love and harmony and all that bollocks. Personally, I find fat people revolting and abhorrent.

Novo-Oxybutynin, helps my digestive system. I feel super lightweight and dizzy right now, it's like being drunk without affecting the personality.

agreed.

I am in NO WAY a hippie. My religion does get mixed up in the hippie movement, but if anything the hippie movement stemed off of the rastafarian culture.

"I HATE HIPPIES!"
-Patton Oswalt

People act like alcohol is the coolest shit ever so they will look cool.

Drinking is over rated.

thats true but nothing comes close to looking cool

Say wha?

sorry to hear that, young blood

sorry to hear that mate, put the head down now and the 2 months will be over before you know it.

most of it, until the part at the end when your guts come out of your nose and your brain boils in its own bag. but at least it was fun.

well, good, because friday and saturday nights are not for typing, but for acting like a retard in public places. i hope the pill enables that.

I barely ever go outside when I'm drunk. The last time was at a quebec festival and it took place at the beach, and I yelled at my friend's friend (who was wearing a bikini) "LET'S FUCKING FUCK, KAY?". I didn't even know her in person.

gimme back my albert hall gimme back my alcohol gimme back mah gimme back mah ahhhhhh!!!!

nice! :)

see that is fun, you should go out more. drinking alone at home is just very bad for you.

anyway, a more successful approach might have been to mouth her impromptu. as a higher success rate than any attempts at verbalization, i swear.

hhahahaha, I never drink alone at home, when I typed those messages I just came home from parties! Drinking alone is sad, I never do it!

Mmmm, I beg to differ. A pint or two--as long as it's just a pint or two--of one's favorite ale is always right, alone or with company. Besides, if I had to save my drinking for just those times when I was drinking with somebody else, I might go a long time between drinking, and I'm not about to let that happen.

We should seriously hang out;)

you took the words right out of my mouth.