all of you,
 

fuck off and die. i'd appreciate it.

thanks,
c.

Well I never.....

k..

Arrrhgghghgg!!!!

You said the secret word!!!!

cantank, you are so high strung!

i travelled to an alternative dimension were i was born a female and then had sex with myself

Perhaps you should.

once.

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Cantankerous, think how bad you'd feel if one of us did die today, after you said that. Like suppose we were really depressed and your words were the tipping point that pushed us to do ourselves in. Do you really want that to happen? I know you have a better heart than that.

if I died, cantank would show up at my funeral and whip my embalmed cock n balls out for the world to see and then she would beg jeebus for a dead man's erection...
ha ha ha ha!!

I make myself laugh!


for real though, wishing ill on people for no reason is self-destructive cantankerino.

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when people ask me as an atheist what I think happens after we die, I always say, "Do you remember what it was like before you were born? That's exactly what it is like when you are dead." and they get mad at me because everyone has told them their entire life that when you die you go to a place where everything is perfect. that sounds dull as hell to me.


even so, most christians do not seem to realize that according to the bible, and jesus and every christian teaching, NO ONE goes to heaven until the second coming of the Jeebus and only then will the souls be "judged" and those deemed worthy enter the kingdom of heaven. everyone assumes you die and go straight to heaven or hell, because that is the convenient way to make people do what you want them to do, instant punishment or instant gratification. it is stupid as hell. so NO, your grandma is NOT with the angels, your dead son is NOT in heaven.

Not sure about that,sunshine.:rolleyes:

I'm gonna find my way to heaven / cuz I did my time in hell... -Keith Richards, "Before They Make Me Run".

that would be hilarious.

That does it. You misspelled hilarious--and then you went back and corrected it after I first wrote this post just to make me look like an idiot. I can't take it anymore. Today I called a radio station and corrected them on a grammatical error in their PSA. The DJ laughed at me. I'm checking out... Goodbye, cruel world...

I did not. You're delusional.

Oh,give it a rest Saturnine.

Hey! No burning my books! I'll come back to haunt you and beat you to death with a copy of the Brothers Karazmov.

The voices in my head are telling me to just smile and nod.

No, you're a misspeller. A blatant, unabashed abuser of the King's English.

We don't speak the King's English in Americatown.

I did not, look at it again!

Ah she is missed.

Of course, you know me well. I am bored at home, just looking through the old stuff. It is really funny. SO how are you?

If i could rep you for tat I would. Must spread...you know.

Clearly it's not her.

I don't think it's right to be so against someone's beliefs that comfort them.
I do have my own theory on what happens when we pass, I believe that time stops with you and when time stops, theoretically everything would cease to exist. So when I go, I'm gonna take the whole frigging universe with me.