Do you work in IT/Computer Sales?
 

If so, a question:

Say, hypothetically, someone returns a computer they've bought, and they've accidentally left a disc containing pirated software in the drive.

Does the company report that, or pursue that in any way?

I have a friend who's having a mild heart attack about doing such a thing, and I figure computer manufacturers aren't really concerned unless it's a company they're affiliated with.

Thoughts? Advice? Random cum shots?

no, not at all, i work with PC's and something like this is never a problem.

now if its kiddy porn, then your fucked.

well its not like they look in the cd, probaly just toss it out that is if they even bother to open the cd drive.

I'd call them up and go, "So, you know, you left a disc in the drive, and it's a bit suspicious. We can either turn this over to the authorities, or... you can persuade us, financially speaking, to make it disappear...."

Haha good one^, gmku!


Everybody is such a goddamn cop these days. Tell your Tight-A$$ "co-worker" they need to relax & maybe get some sometime.

maybe they could just call up and say they left the disc in the drive and could they have it back? the people probably didn't look at or care about some random CD, it probably happens all the time.

the only person I've heard about being reported was someone that had child porn on his computer. so unless that's the "illegal software" your friend is talking about, I doubt they care.

Thanks for the help.

No, no kiddie porn, but apparently it's DVD encoding software that costs around $90K? That, I suppose, could get you into trouble...

$90k, what is it for that much money, i would want it to come supplied with an 18 yr old eurasian stunner that gave gobbies any time the software started

I think it does, except she's Romanian, and she translates for subtitles.

Really, I have no idea what it does. That's not my niche.

It's a random cum shot, but I think the computer company has better things to do than report that.
It's a different story if the computer itself was tampered with. Hardware
modifications etc.

Some guy were i work was sacked ages ago for being caught masturbating looking at gay porn in someone else's office.How stupid is that?

Sacked? Being caught masturbating on gay porn must be embarrassing enough to leave without notice. Ha!

I do wonder how people can even think of looking at porn while at work.I do,i really do.

But then again this board is a cross between a brothel and a filthy music venue so i should be wondering about myself too.

Are people allowed to write gay e-mails from work?

Gay emails?What are those?

just how it should be porky:)

What a tedious day at work.

Penile pole projection stories in pink fonts.

Not enough neurotic rich ladies fighting over a table by the window.

imagine if that guy hadn't been caught and you came back after your lunch break to find your keyboard covered in jizz

I'd probably join in,if that was the case.

i've seen it a trillion times.it's really funny.

savage clone thinks british humour is rubbish.

chris morris transcends british humour alltogheter.

Not so.
I think Benny Hill is rubbish, but he would be were he American as well.
American TV comedy is some of the worst tripe ever. I just like to make fun.
I can point to Good Neighbours and the like, but you can take far more stabs at the so-called "comedy" of this country with ease.

That clip was completely priceless.

Yiou should copy that soft, might come in handy;)

Get Jam on dvd and you'll see something that really hadn't been done before.It's filthy,unholy and it marries music with laughter in a deeply intelligent way.