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God Fucking Dammit, Minneapolis

I Want A Job. Now.

I'm Going To Type In All Caps Until I Get One.

You Think It Would Be Easy Living In Uptown. There's Nothing But Food, Drink, And Retail Stores Galore. Fuck There Was Even A Brothel Off Of Lake Street.

Fuck It I'm Still Going To Type In All Caps Even If You Change It.

find out if the government or a college has summer work programs for students or something in yr area.

But Im Not A Student; Im A Fucking Failure

And It Shoooooooooows

i'm not a student either, telling lies helps.

i'll paypal u for some ichat strippteasin

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux

I'm Going To Type In All Caps Until I Get One.

OH MY GAWD, AT THIS RATE, YOU MAY NEVER GET A JOB! I HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT "TYPING IN ALL CAPS" ON A RESUME.

IF YOU DID, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEE ME FOR SOME CHEAP LESSONS.

<3

I'm still looking for career work too and i've been out of college 3 years. granted It would help if i lived in an even bigger city

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux

But Im Not A Student; Im A Fucking Failure

And It Shoooooooooows

what happened to "better than you"??

oh, bring the fucking arrogance back!

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Originally Posted by space

OH MY GAWD, AT THIS RATE, YOU MAY NEVER GET A JOB! I HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT "TYPING IN ALL CAPS" ON A RESUME.

IF YOU DID, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEE ME FOR SOME CHEAP LESSONS.

<3

I DIDN'T PUT "TYPING IN ALL CAPS" ON MY RESUME BECAUSE I SIMPLY WROTE IN ALL CAPS.

how is minneapolis? never been there, but i know a lot of cool people are from there and i don't think i wanna live here forever but i don't necessarily wanna go to the place i came from.

Caps lock aside, Minneapolis is really awesome. You should definitely visit it in the near future. Our underground music scene (which I JUST JUST JUST) got allowed to witness (elitist PRICKS.) is sick. Our venue music scene is pretty sick.

We've got a huuuuuuuuuuuuge rhyme sayers base... DOOM TREE woop woop! (dessa, p.o.s., brother ali, toki wright and [do i really have to say?] atmosphere), 2 spoken word venues/workshops, tons of diversity, and GENUINE minnesota nice.

Seriously - We're developing into a really accepting community and it shows in our art. I went to Dead Prez last month (i think). They're from L.A., and all the people that opened for them were local. Rapping about coming together, few spoken word peices about UNITY IN THE COMMUNITY, and then dead prez comes on and starts talking mad shit about white people- like... graphically describing how they killed a white boy who walked into a 'black' club. It was kind of fucked up.

that sounds super, you ever see kat bjelland around?

THAT SOUNDS SUPER, YOU EVER SEE SAVAGE CLONE AROUND?

oh yeah i forgot he lives in minneapolis

are the winters really as bad as i hear? i'm kind of into it. i like wearing coats.

Winter Isn't Bad In The City. I Mean, It Gets Balls Cold, But You Get Used To It Unless You're A Little Whiney Bitch.

Minnesota Winters Are Only Bad In Small Towns, The Country, And Duluth.

I Love To Wear Coats. Theyre My Fave Thing To Thrift For

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Originally Posted by tw2113

I'm still looking for career work too and i've been out of college 3 years. granted It would help if i lived in an even bigger city

LEAVE SOUTH DAKOTA.

ISN'T THAT THE STATE WITH THE 'BAD LANDS'

THE BAD LANDS OF SOUTH DAKOTA?!?!!!!?

NORTH DAKOTA IS A PRETTY BAD LAND TOO

FUCK THA DAKOTAS

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux

coats are so cool aren't they? i got a million of em and i keep buying more

anyway i'm from the midwest so i can handle shitty winters like a pro. i'll think about this before i stupidly decide to move again, the idea was to live in a real house in a real neighborhood with all my cats and a yard and a big dog and a little baby. you know, when things calm down a bit.

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux

LEAVE SOUTH DAKOTA.

ISN'T THAT THE STATE WITH THE 'BAD LANDS'

THE BAD LANDS OF SOUTH DAKOTA?!?!!!!?

the badlands cover a few states.

there is no jobs here.
and we have just elected a (British) conservative government.

Hey, Satan. Come to Minneapolis! We get DOWN on the GET DOWN.

woop fucking woop, bitch

ALSO, to EMA,

YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH.

That's important, to be looking hard enough.

Fuck
You
And Your Drunkenness Because I Know
You Be
Drunk
Like The Rest Of Us
That Took
That Shot
Of Cooking Rum

Just Now.

"what arlahblah"lahbe you talking shit my names hayden blahblahb

"you can't type straight b;ahb;ahb;ahb;ahab;a'

At least I contain some semblence of the English language under the influence, foul-mouthed cretin. It's an ART not a HABIT.

watching the two of you fake-bicker is slightly amusing

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Originally Posted by SpaceCadetHayden

At least I contain some semblence of the English language under the influence, foul-mouthed cretin. It's an ART not a HABIT.

Yeah.

This coming from the guy who was all, "MY KNEES ALL FUCKED UP"

As if that's a good enough excuse for getting so drunk you trip up stairs.

Oooh, to have friends in real life and on the internetz.

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

there is no jobs here.
and we have just elected a (British) conservative government.

If there are no jobs where you live, why the dig at a conservative government? It's painfully clear there is no work where you live because of the Labour government, you stupid bitch. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

If there are no jobs where you live, why the dig at a conservative government? It's painfully clear there is no work where you live because of the Labour government, you stupid bitch. :rolleyes:

I was hoping you would do better than that, wheres the panache, the brio, the flourish? I was hoping youd be a bit better than a pub covers band when it comes to trolling. I veto you, i value the quality of my insults

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

i know, right? it (KIS) always uses alliteration; "lunatical left" and other such contrived shit. "stupid bitch" doesn't quite cut it. it has gotten lazy. it :rolleyes: s too much. it needs to "go for a ramble".

add my vote for two thumbs down

You guys, she's just keeping it simple.

fucking lulz.

I like KIS, it keeps me entertained.

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Originally Posted by ni'k

scooter, are you still under the assumption anyone is going to give you the privilege of feeding your trolling by trying to engage with one of your attempts to troll us down with you into your own depressive spiral of oblivion? hopefully thats been clarified for you now. you just get insulted.

now that thats been said i wont say it again. if there was anyone on this board stupid enough to find what you say remotely non fucktarded then they wouldn't count. the rest of us are not impressed by any of it. we will just insult you, and every attempt you make at dragging us down into a troll battle will be ignored. its not like you are actually ripping on people. you are just being ripped on. when you try to rip on someone here, it always fails, because everyone knows you are the board troll, and so even if the insult was funny, which is impossible for you, noone would be impressed by it our respect your bullying skills. we just insult you and ignore everything else.

you speak in the language of a daily mail columnist. only you fail at it. at something which itself is one of the highest insults know to man. your trying to do a kind of smug middle english wit, but fail at the wit part. its just nasty, in an unappealing way, not in an nasty insulting kind of way. its just fucking stupid. you can't even suceed in the pathetic style of insult you're going for. its like you want to be quentin letts and pull of that kind of self assured english common sense twattery that only a fucking dead mind would find assuring, but you are failing at it. its supposed to be bitingly sharp and spiteful, and have the effect of finishing off the persons line of thought like the best one liners can, making you look smart in the process, in the way that you have turned around what someone was saying into a put down that also makes you look superior to them. but you can't even do it. yet you keep trying, like some idiot using what he thinks is a clever line against everyone that noone has told him doesn't make sense yet. you have 2 variations on it, one is the "pile on the adjectives" approach, like your "self absorbed, sanctimonious, spittle flecked" line at me, and the other is the "your clearly a loonie leftie/deranged sociopath/etc," one. it doesn't work. ever. it's not remotely intelligent. it just makes you look like a parrot who has discovered 2 lines that it thinks spouting endless variants of makes it look clever. you sound like a complete arseburger and have done since you came here. your mind is not functioning well. you desperately need to use it better, or to have some kind of personality breakdown, so you can make some peace with yourself and stop coming across like both a total cunt and a sad loser to everybody.

you don't even deserve to be told were you are going wrong. you should be banned like all trolls should be. so you can fuck off and kill yourself or make some massive personality changes.

add to that what symbol man said about alliteration.

so cant we just BAN him or are we all too individual to do anything collectively? come on, some of you were just disagreeing when i said this before to be different. others pretend they are not affected by him and try to act like they are above it. its ok to admit that he is annoying - because that is the whole point of what he does - too annoy others, that is all he is capable of, because he is such a selfish and empathetically stunted creature he can't see beyond his own despicable sense of entitlement.

he is a troll - he does not have anything to offer and never gives any of his own opinions or discusses anything, just trolls. he is the same as charles webster only more annoying. he is a sad, sad little man, terrified of the world whose only joy lies in dragging others down to the morbid level of depression he functions on. it can work as right wing kitsch sometimes, but mostly it is just crap that makes the board a worse place for everyone and makes people less expressive. the fact that he has not been banned already is a joke and proves we are in dire need of some moderation. the bnp loving bullshit he spouts is just not acceptable and wouldn't be accepted by anybody in real life.

"the Troll above all wants to waste time, its libido involves a banal sadism, the dull malice of snatching people's toys away from them."

http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/011172.html

remind you of anyone?

so if you agree that the troll should be banned, why not say, and if we get say over 5 people agreeing, why not all pm chabib and get it done?

here's another quote -

"The toxicity of grey vampires and trolls is so important to think about because they it is essentially network toxicity. Troll-jouissance is derived precisely from their capacity to corrupt networks - the troll's usual MO is enter a thriving network and destroy it by diverting all its energy to dealing with them. The grey vampire, as ever, is more subtle - and, for that reason and for so many others, more dangerous. They sap the network's energy, not only by defending trolls, but by also defending equivocation itself, by construing any decision or determinate position as oppressive (deconstruction is a grey vampire pathology). Their preferred model for discussion is the fruitless combat of the comments box/ discussion board 'debate'. This is the energy-swamp of web 2.0; but other kinds of network can grow here too."

so what if we got rid of kis once and for all, and if he reappeared just banned him again and again... is this not the right position to take? or is anyone else interested in trying to argue that anything he has ever posted is actually worthwhile?

i think we should keep kis because it is, afterall, a member of our happy family of lunatics.

kis is the convicted sex offender cousin that no one wants at family reunions.

LULZ. Now I just smile when I read its posts.

It would take a lunatic to know a lunatic. Didn't realise there was so many on this board.

someday the aliens will take you away to their ufo and you can drink all the cups of piss you want.

someday.

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

It would take a lunatic to know a lunatic.